Duane and Mindy were having a little discussion about my shorts.
I bought them at Murray’s Toggery Shop on Nantucket. They are Nantucket Red. Nantucket red is a different color than Pink dammit.
See… Maybe they are SIMILAR, but Nantucket Red is not Pink - regardless of what the Princetonian may think…
I’m comfortable with my sexuality. I look good in these shorts. Not to mention the fact that I love them. My man-card still rests - unmolested by Duane, in my wallet. Where it belongs thakyouverymuch.
Mindy, dont hate the player, hate the game - ‘mmmkay? Do you need me to bring you a pair of these when I come back? Murray’s also sells a darling little skirt…
